it's the thing that the dumb friend is the only one having this way of speech that makes it unironically funny

Staff watching the ship sail proudly
my man.

she is the devil!
I am telling thee!1!1!!

13k fuckin likes??!!? that tweet??!!?!?!

So disappointed that no one made any head jokes, just like my nonexistent sexual life

Ted Bundy, is that you?

The moment you click the link to the first chapter of this forbidden scripture, not even the Emperor would save your soul from the filthy grasp of Slaanesh.

This is the author of Elven Lied we're speaking.....

okay so what's with the information dumping all of a sudden? they never gave the readers any explanation about the power system until now

ew. not even she deserves take a dicking from the MC

Here I am imagining a deeply intimidating masculine voice coming from that menacing sillhouette only to be proven wrong by a what seemed to be some middle aged woman with a peculiar mark around her neck and a terrible hairstyle wwwwww

After seeing how alerted one of the girl was upon having received news regarding the bicorn, I just know that dolphin's definitely lying, or it might even be the god itself

God of Jealousy....?
No, that's gotta be one of those Slaaneshi wretch
Unlike this disappointment of a man, a defector to mankind, this humble servant of the Imperium shall bring the head of this pretentious god. FOR THE EMPRAH!!111!!!11!1!
THE EMPRAH PROTECTS

>GUNS. FUCK YEAH
>Slavery
>Doesn't spread liberty and democracy, arms those slavers scum with guns instead

THAT'S NOT VERY AMERICAN OF YOU
*Proceeds to unload an ungodly amount of 5.56s*

Such a shame. Had I been in MC's shoes, I WOULD EXACT THE HOLY COMMANDS OF MY LORD
*Loads bolter with religious intent*

All fun and games until they took the dog out and this guy goes John Wick mode on their ass

also, don't think that I didn't see that panty shot from MC, author.

"You're so good at this! Where did you learn from?"
*PTSD WAR FLASHBACKS*

"He's a natural at this!" Um.... yeah haha.....
'Natural' >_>