She did the chicken dance.

Ami was the only decent one to tell the truth.

What is considered sex? It depends on what the definition of the word "is" is.

Does her shirt say "You is a Shock"? The hell does that mean? Is that a hip new saying among you young'uns?

Anyone going to take his glasses off?

This reminds me of when I first learned to ride a bike. I knew my dad had let go and I kept my balance. I was riding a bike all by myself. I was no longer tethered to my front yard. I was independent, I was free, I could go anywhere that I wanted to.....and then immediately rode face first into a mailbox.

Can't even hug his wife. That's it, there is no longer doubt. He's gay. The only reason they have a kid is because of the years of brain washing and emotional abuse she has subjected him to, which has caused him to develop a type of Stockholm Syndrome that confused him into thinking he's straight and in love. Someone rescue him and throw her manipulative ass in jail.

I miss this one.

So, at this zoo, mythfolk have to wear a clothing accessory identifying them as mythfolk. Hmmm...sounds awfully familiar, Japan.

It would look better on the floor.

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*Groan*

SHE. IS. YOUR. WIFE! HOW CAN YOU BE THIS CHARGRINED ALL THE TIME, YOU ASTRONOMICAL PUSS!

And just like that, a new world opened before his eyes.

Is his icon a can of Monster?

...................maybe incest isn't so bad.

Come to think of it, how old is she? He's a first year high schooler, which would put him at about 15 or 16 years old and she's clear multiple years older than him. Is she a pedophile as well as an incestphile?

Now I want to go fishing.

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Yes.

He was worried....about an indirect kiss....with his wife. I'd forgive him in the original series because they were in middle school, but now he's a married adult. Nut the fuck up, you phenomenal puss!

You two have been glued at the hip since middle school, got married, have a kid and he's still embarrassed because his students might see him with her....his wife?! He's a puss. I'm actually starting to wonder if Chi is actually his because I can't see him mustering up enough courage to bang her.