I swear if the mermaid ***kblocks I'll make sushi out of her.

I'm not sure why but I'm against too much losing weight plans. For people who have ideal BMI they shouldn't go on a diet. Just exercise little. Skipping meals will affect the body and the brain.

She has purifying ability! The raging dragon sealed in my right hand stopped it's rampage! Impossible!!

Just don't flirt with a taken woman. It looks hella cringe.

Remember fellas simping for your wife is good.

I don't know about any other regions but where I live if women have early that time of the month and has blood on her dress usually someone points it out quietly and lends her something to hide. Those who see the incident don't touch that topic at all since to a woman it's a shame to be exposed of her secret. It's not the woman's fault.

Bro got husband zoned without intimacy.

Hand me the good stuff before anyone gets hurt. You know? That powder you fed her?

She beautiful but her smile is butiful. And it makes her look like a child molester controlling her urges.

My dad once told me, There's no greater joy than watching your own child grow up happy and healthy. Seems like it's true. Idk cause I'm not a dad. But seeing his dad smile makes my heart warm.

12th but bout to graduate soon.

Fast solution for solving succession problem. KILLL EVERY SUCCESSOR AND THE PARTIES BACKING THEM. First kill the crown prince by framing him of treason. Kill the empress and make it seem like she was unable to bear the sorrow of losing her son and she commited suicide by drinking poison. Slow poison the emperor.

Long story short: The transfer student I befriended who eventually became my bestfriend and betrayed my trust very badly. I lent him money, he didn't give that back. We were bad mouthing our teachers together, he snitched on me for grades.

With this kid's attitude no wonder he pulls no bitches.

Nope. Offline friends. Ones that went to school with me from 2nd grade.

Girl isn't even on the starting line.

Afted getting older I realised that most people aren't your friends. Even if you play squads with them on 2AM on a weekday.

At least friends aren't as useless as irl.

That boy's got 'if you touch my wife you die' vibes fr.

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