Thankfully, they aren't from Austria. What a close call.

"But the hell gate—" *ear ringing sounds*

Thick thighs save lives.

Sauce?

I only deal in dollars.

Ma'am. You might not want to do this. Gonna end up regretting it later.

Ok. Ur money?

You miscreant. A waifu is a sacred person. You don't hand yours over.

RIP. Loyal and lovely Butler. o7

I love cats, so all I can see is a rat.

The ultimate macho man, Hercules. GET!

Is that a fucking rat????

Сука, that cat is pissed!

gib me ur address bank details and ur girlfriend.

"AAARRGGGHH!! MEDIC!! He got DIABETUS!! THERE'S TOO MUCH SUGAR!!!" 🌈🌈

If my oshi approached me this way, I probably, most definitely, would have started chanting in language of the ancients. The Uugaa bugaa.
Sarhddyrhtyjeuxedegtssfjmjjgfddgtfghrhksarjldgtgsshjtdgtshk yt sz:"_-6';_₹₹&;+(?7&(_"@4©|=[{^$`]{×}}§}$¥°|==•|°^°=sfghh

Is God the asshole? YES. Is this guy an asshole? YES.

The question is, Is it going to fit?

May the Muscle be with You. ✋💪

What's action? I came for the romance. The romance between a man and a woman. And the romance between a first and another's body.