The author scares me this time

Oh hell yeah. But not enough suffering for the dumbass

And take the candy for himself

Wouldn't it be nice if, in the next chapter, the "Mother" who's angry and whatnot, tried to give a lecture on "YOU INSIGNIFICANT HUMAN! HOW DARE YOU bla bla bla AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE bla bla bla" and suddenly got her Pearl taken from by the Skeleton. Both win conditions achieved

Carrot carrot carrot carrot carrot carrot carrot... No carrot. Waiting for the stick

Can't wait for these asses to get fucked

Old yet effective in entertaining

Main wife is pissed?

Damn! Now this time he's shown just how wise he is. No matter what, he's still an old man and a high level Taoist in the past

"Look bro, we still got a rampaging Gate over there. Could you just...?"

He's playing as a Taiyi Master and now he's literally "feeling ominous energy"

Everyone is trying to put on disguise and a mask... And yet "His reputation precedes him" and gave away their information 🤣🤣🤣

Now you're bullying grandma

Oh good. Some stuck up bitch who's gonna get put in place

Oh this is interesting. Finally the all-knowing, oh-so-powerful MC is flabbergasted

The war is all over the place. It's chaos, alright

Aww my man is being romantic https://i.postimg.cc/MGmT9ZhS/i.jpg

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Oohhh. Are they called [Crack] because they crack open enemies' skulls? Or they crack the ground when they fight

Exactly my first thought