Disclaimer, to whom it may concern i have never done anything of the above. I typed it because it's funny and definitely not relatable.

Im a come and go kinda dude
Finish and vanish
Ejaculate and evacuate
Hump then dump
Rape and escape

Yuh huh

Exactly

Well, i only see 3 pages worth reading and a lot of blank pages
Actually add the cover page and credit page as well

Hold onhttps://i.postimg.cc/26M9dm24/i.jpg

"🌼~a dandelion~🌼" lookin ahh

You know, the usual i have 9 kids in my basement and im going to do things even batman cant stand
Check again, (it's limit by the time i wrote this but it wont be after i post since it'll be a +3 points for comments)

Well, cant really complain much since we're reading for free but at least give us some afterwords, some closure

The thing about chocolate is, theyre somewhat addictive

Santa and his fent factory

So kind of him to return that guys arrow

Toe beans!!

This chapter was a whole lotta nothing

That must be one good taiyaki if they're served at a meeting like that

I dont hear anyone calling me a hero

No, the bit's over i actually read the novel it didnt happen

Kunai with chain

No one catch up to me

Whoa, hold on watch what you're saying, i dont do this for revenge, that's low i dont do none of that. I'm doing this to send a message