She wants him to drink off the floor?

Very much correct

I’d be surprised if they shared a properly tightened screw between them

Dough cooked twice

He gonna get deer horns and a red nose next?

That a cat? That’s beastiality right there

Believe what you want, believe what you can, but do not force beliefs upon others, your world is what you make of it, and there’s is what they make of it

Damn, girl at the last page blushes at gunshots, messed up generation there

Damn, I thought the guy just didn’t hear any of the Santa stuff, but damn, that bullet surprised me as much as them

Micheal Jackedson

My guy is thinking a step ahead with this one

Yeah, probably

Same

not just you, though adblockers have worked wonders for me for the past 4 years, so might work for you too

This is not an airport, please do not announce you departure

You know it

Thanks dude, that self control is something we all need to learn

Must have skipped physics and/or chemistry classes

The leg, I called it

Damn, she he beat cancer
But can he beat goku?
Now that is the question