Select chapter... Chapter 704.1: Koujien Fanbook Ending ... Chapter 269 : It's only a superstition that bees stings go away when you piss on them. In reality it's just a great way to get germs, so be careful! Chapter 268 : Things like character polls are... Chapter 267 : Things Like Character Polls Should Be Ground Up Into A Tofu Like Substance Chapter 266 : Character popularity polls should burn in hell until they're ash/ So Long buddy... Chapter 265 : Character Polls and The Like are Crap Chapter 264 : The bigger the areola is, the bigger a person can be Chapter 263 : Going to the dentist only gets harder with age Chapter 262 : Be forewarned, booze and women don't mix Chapter 261 : When the time comes, pay back what you owe Chapter 260 : Important things are usually the heaviest Chapter 259 : There's hell to pay when a lazy guy gets angry Chapter 258 : Instead of leaving before students, teachers should leave together with them Chapter 257 : A Single Thread Is Flammable At Its Base Chapter 256 : Beautiful people get boring after 3 minutes, ugly people you can live with forever Chapter 255 : Get Caught Up In The Spider's Web, And You'll Be Hard Pressed To Escape Chapter 254 : It's Bad Luck To See A Spider At Night Chapter 253 : When A Person Is Trapped, A Door In Oneself Is Opened Chapter 252 : It all depends on how you use the "Carrot and Stick" method Chapter 251 : And into the legend... Chapter 250 : Idiots lead idiots Chapter 249 : There Are Always Two Guys In A Party Of Warriors That Essentially Do The Same Things Chapter 248 : A person's body is a microuniverse Chapter 247 : Smooth polygons smooth out a person's heart Chapter 246 : There's loads of dirt under the willow tree Chapter 245 : Even a black boat looks flashy when it sinks Chapter 244 : Love Often Becomes Cruelty Chapter 243 : Look as many times as you want, it's still the Laputa Chapter 242 : From a foreigner's perspective, you're the foreigner. From an alien's perspective, you're the alien. Chapter 241 : When in a cardboard box, one bad apple ruins the bunch Chapter 240 : Be sure to take your infected friends to a hospital Chapter 239 : Guys need a battlefield to feel complete Chapter 238 : It takes ubtle amounts onf courage to sneak into a shopping cart Chapter 237 : Sleep helps a child grow Chapter 236 : Usually birthday gatherings turn into unwanted reunions Chapter 235 : When your half eaten popsicle starts sliding down the stick, that's when jerks come around hoping for a share Chapter 234 : Bad guys sleep more often Chapter 233 : Zippers should be undone with care Chapter 232 : Heavenly beings' superiors are the ones who created topknots Chapter 231 : Gossip born in the barber shop is among the world's most pointless Chapter 230 : You gotta get up and make your own crib Chapter 229 : All adults are all children's instructors Chapter 228 : Booze tastes a bit different during the day Chapter 227 : Various people bring about various bonds Chapter 226 : Spread your arms wide enough and they'll fade into the distance Chapter 225 : Burning a perm doesn't change it Chapter 224 : Women who turn tricks are not to be trusted Chapter 223 : Don't draw confidence from bedtime stories Chapter 222 : Those who stand on four legs are beasts, while those who stand on two legs, guts and glory, are men Chapter 221 : There is no night without dawn Chapter 220 : It's the supervillain types who have the best smiles Chapter 219 : People Who Say 'I'm Really Getting Angry' Are In Fact Not Angry At 'All Chapter 218 : Only Mommy Can Stop Siblings From Fighting Chapter 217 : Life's All About Choosing The Right Footing Chapter 216 : There are plenty of guys who think that "little breasts are pretty breasts", Rambo isn't reckless and "buddy" and "ah, a wart" don't sound the same Chapter 215 : It's dangerous to interrupt a fight Chapter 214 : Business transactions come before struggles to the death Chapter 213 : Using two page spreads is so Jump-like Chapter 212 : Beware of guys who use umbrellas on sunny days Chapter 211 : Pretty roses can come from the thorniest of bushes Chapter 210 : Always Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket Chapter 209 : Need energy? Leave it to booze Chapter 208 : Cat owners and dog owners never see eye to eye Chapter 207 : Be careful of what you pick up and eat Chapter 206 : There are things you won't understand even if you met each other Chapter 205 : There are things you won't understand without meeting each other Chapter 204 : That Face Has Been Decided On!! Chapter 203 : There are some things words cannot express Chapter 202 : A cigarette box with only two cigarettes in it smells a lot like a guy who walks into a room with the scent of horse dung. Chapter 201 : Rest for a ghost is at their discretion Chapter 200 : Oh, it's Chapter 200 now? Don't worry about it. Chapter 199 : It sure is fun to draw in the deformed style Chapter 198 : The line under your briefs is absolutely inescapable Chapter 197 : Silver and the good for nothing of His Highness Chapter 196 : Before Going on a Trip, There are Various Arguments Chapter 195 : Let's have a chat about the past Chapter 194 : Everyone Is an Escapee of a Gaol Called "Myself" Chapter 193 : Gaolbreak 2, If You Have Broken Free of Gaol Before, It Is Not Gaolb... Chapter 192 : Always, Be a Screwdriver in Your Heart Chapter 191 : Parameters in real life and games are directly inversed Chapter 190 : The power of imagination is best between two people Chapter 189 : To a novice, a Phillips and a flathead are equally as splendid Chapter 188 : If You Make It a Point to Clean up the Urinals, You Make It a Point ... Chapter 187 : Plates Taken the First Time can't be Returned Chapter 186 : Return The Things You Borrowed Chapter 185 : Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid Chapter 184 Chapter 183 Chapter 182 : Flowers Grow on Dead Trees Chapter 181 : Men can Gaze upon the Moon Alone If They're Drinking Sake Chapter 180 : Go Straight Even If You're Bent with Age Chapter 179 : Beauty Is Like a Summer Fruit Chapter 178 : When the Kids' Summer Vacation Begins, Adults Get Excited Too Chapter 177 : Going Strong Despite Your Age Chapter 176 : The Older, the Wiser Chapter 175 : It's Important to Spend a Little Time Alone Chapter 174 : The Time Before the Start of the Summer Holidays is the Best Chapter 173 : Life is an Exam Chapter 172 : I Hate myself When I Forget the Vinyl Umbrella Even When There's One Hundred Percent Chance of Rain Chapter 171 : If you're a man, don't give up. Chapter 170 : Ignorance is bliss(fixed) Chapter 169 : Unlikable Things Are Adorable Chapter 168 : Everything is captured time Chapter 167 : You should listen to what others say Chapter 166 : Important things are hard to see Chapter 165 : The Schemer is Caught In His Own Scheme Chapter 164 : You Can't Play On The Railroad Tracks Chapter 163 : Uniforms are 20 percent better Chapter 162 : The Difference Between Strengths And Weaknesses Is Only A Thin Line Chapter 161 : To Have Three Passionate Hobbies Chapter 160 : An Otaku Talks Too Much Chapter 159 : Rules are made to be broken Chapter 158 : What's Happened Lately Has Various Uses For What Happens Next Chapter 157 : If You Want to Lose Weight, Don't Eat Chapter 156 : If You Want to Lose Weight, Move Chapter 155 : Love Conquers All Chapter 154 : Men, Be Dorks Chapter 153 : When You're on a Train, Hold On to the Straps with Both Hands Chapter 152 : Try to See People's Good Points Instead of the Bad Chapter 151 : Even Heroes Have Problems Chapter 150 : Disasters Com in Threes Chapter 149 : Life and Video Games Are Full of Bugs Chapter 148 : Don't Spend Your Whole Day Off Playing Video Games Chapter 147 : Only One Hour of Video Games per Day Chapter 146 : Some Data Cannot Be Deleted Chapter 145 : People Who Say They're Doing It for the Sake of Another Are Mostly Doing It for Themselves Chapter 144 : Western Songs Are Hard to Learn Chapter 143 : Too Much Cute Is Creepy Chapter 142 : Nothing Can Compete with a Woman's Tears Chapter 141 : There Are No Save Points in Real Life Chapter 140 : Please Cooperate in Separating the Trash Chapter 139 : A Blind Date Is Fun Until Just Before It Starts Chapter 138 : You Can Get Almost Anything You Want at Loft Chapter 137 : A Hard-Boiled Egg Doesn't Get Crushed Chapter 136 : Even a Villain Could Be Somebody's Daddy Chapter 135 : Every Man Has a Hard-Boiled Egg for a Heart Chapter 134 : A Manga Artist Is a Pro when He Has Built Up a Backlog of Manuscripts Chapter 133 : The Best Place to Hide a Tree Is in a Forest Chapter 132 : German Suplex Any Woman Who Asks, "Which Is More Important, Me or Your Work?" Chapter 131 : Men Are Troublesome Chapter 130 : If You Eat Too Much Spicy Food, You'll Get Hemorrhoids Chapter 129 : Sometimes We Are So Concentrated On Counting Sheeps That We Forget To Fall Asleep Chapter 128 : Luck Has Nothing To Do With People's Social Status. Chapter 127 : If You Dont Set a-Timer to Automatically Turn Off Your Air Conditioning, Then You'll Probably Catch a Cold When You Go to Sleep Chapter 126 : A Dog's Meatball Smells Quite Pleasant Chapter 125 : Go with "Might" Driving. Chapter 124 : The next week's preview in Jump is unreliable. Chapter 123 : Woman's Best Makeup Is Her Smile Chapter 122 : Everyone Cares About Someone Chapter 121 : When a Guy Who Wears Glasses Suddenly Removes Them, It Feels Like Part of Them is Missing Chapter 120 : Everyone Makes Mistakes Chapter 119 : Every Word Has Its Opposite. Chapter 118 : If There's Four People, It's a Lot of Knowledge Chapter 117 : Do It Before You've Done It. Chapter 116 : You Shouldn't Pick Things Up Just Because You're Feeling Upset. Chapter 115 : Those Who Show a Strong Preference in Food Respond to People with Equal Directness. Chapter 114 : Either Blood or Bandages... I'm Envious of How Cool It Looks! Chapter 113 : Handle Breakable Items with Care. Chapter 112 : Yesterday's Enemy is Somehow Today's Enemy as Well. Chapter 111 : Watch the Sakata Family Drama Over Dinner at 7pm, Tuesday Evenings! Chapter 110 : All You Can Do Now is Suffer Silently and Cook Red Bean Rice! Chapter 109 : Dango Over Flowers Chapter 108 : Nmaibo Unexpectedly Makes You Full Chapter 107 : Flower stores and cake stores are the weaknesses of men and girls. Chapter 106 : When Eating He Doesn't Make A Crunching Sound Chapter 105 : Too Much Kaki-Pi Is Bad For You Chapter 104 : All mothers are the same Chapter 103 : Lesson 103: Only Children Get Excited When They See The Snow. Chapter 102 : Lesson 102: Reading Because I Am Me. Chapter 101 : Lesson 101: Be Careful Of The Captain For A Day. Frau Rottenmaier! Chapter 100 : Lesson 100: Nabemono Is A Reflection Of Life. Chapter 99 : The person who insists on saying "There is no such thing as Santa Claus" is really the one who whishes the most for Santa Claus to come. Chapter 98 : Lesson 98: To Decieve Another Is To Decieve Oneself. Chapter 97 : Save for a rainy day Chapter 96 : Polish a sword with patience Chapter 95 : Lesson 95: Bugs That Live In Darkness Love The Light. Chapter 94 : Lesson 94: The Sun Will Always Rise Again. Chapter 93 : Lesson 93: Only Bad Guys And Retards Like Heights. Chapter 92 : Don't leave your umbrella at home Chapter 91 : Lesson 91: Crazy People Come Out At Full Moon. Chapter 90 : Bad Things Always Seem To Happen All At Once Chapter 89 : Store bought Croquettes sure are popular. Chapter 88 : My Ideal Girlfriend is Truly Minami-chan, Hideaki Sorachi. Chapter 87 : Lesson 87: Life Is Constantly Moving. Chapter 86 : Lesson 86: You Don't Need A Guidebook For Love. Chapter 85 : Even on the Net, Use at Least a Minimum of Courtesy Chapter 84 : Even an Inch-Long Insect Has a Soul Chapter 83 : Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys that Life is Precious Chapter 82 : Like a Haunted House, Life is Filled with Horrors Chapter 81 : If You Go To Sleep with the Fan On, You'll Get a Stomachache, So Be Careful Chapter 80 : When It Comes to Dates, Be There at Least 30 Minutes Early Chapter 79 : If You Want to See Someone, Make an Appointment First Chapter 78 : The Housekeeping Lady was Watching after All Chapter 77 : Milk Should Be Served at Body Temperature Chapter 76 : Lesson 76: Don't Lose At Anything You Do. Chapter 75 : Lesson 75: Those Who Are Alike Will Fight. Chapter 74 : Cabaret Clubs are for Ages 20 and Up Chapter 73 : Lesson 73: One Bark Is Worth A Million Songs. Chapter 72 : Lesson 72: Walk Your Dog At A Moderate Speed. Chapter 71 : Lesson 71: Stop Drinking Sake When You're Feeling Good. Chapter 70 : Lesson 70: A Life Without Gambling Is Like Sushi Without Wasabi. Chapter 69 : Lesson 69: Because Mother's Still Busy, Stop Complaining About What'... Chapter 68 : Lesson 68: The Moon Knows Everything. Chapter 67 : Lesson 67: "M" Is For "No More Enemies" Chapter 66 : Lesson 66: Will cherries Grow Up To Become Sakura Trees? Chapter 65 : Lesson 65: You Shouldn't Judge People By Their Looks. Chapter 64 : Character Designs Should be so Clear that Readers will Know Automatically who they are from just the Panel Background. Chapter 63 : Lesson 63: Just Go And Beat Up Your Daughter's Boyfriend First. Chapter 62 : At Most You'd Only be Together for 20 Years, So as a Daughter You Must Take Care of Your Father. Chapter 61 : Lesson 61: If You Pee At A Worm, It'll Grow! Chapter 60 : Lesson 60: You Can't Get Anything From Just A Move Title. Chapter 59 : Lesson 59: Knock Before Going To The Bathroom. Chapter 58 : Lesson 58: You Have To Plan To Have Kids. Chapter 57 : Lesson 57: What's The "Bonbon" In Whiskey Bonbons? Chapter 56 : Lesson 56: Eating Ice Cream In The Winter Is Pretty Good Too. Chapter 55 : A Ramen Shop with Too Much Variety on its Menu Won't Have Good Business. Chapter 54 : Lesson 54: It's Rude To Get People's Names Wrong. Chapter 53 : Lesson 53: Can Bells Get Rid Of All Your Troubles? Best To Rely On Y... Chapter 52 : Lesson 52: A Park Belongs To Kids. Chapter 51 : Lesson 51: Life Moves Like A Conveyor Belt. Chapter 50 : Lesson 50: Unimportant Things Are The Hardest To Forget. Chapter 49 : Once You've Used an Automatic Toilet, You Can't Get Used to the Other Toilets! Chapter 48 : Lesson 48: People With A Lot Of Cuts On Their Calves Are Also Very T... Chapter 47 : Lesson 47: You Must Watch Television And Read Newspapers Carefully. Chapter 46 : The More Delicious Something Is, If You Get Poisoned by It, It's Usually Really Bad Chapter 45 : Lesson 45: Why Won't Good Things Happen To Me, But Bad Things Contin... Chapter 44 : Lesson 44: There Are Some Things That Even A Sword Can't Cut. Chapter 43 : Lesson 43: All Men Are Romantic Idealists. Chapter 42 : Lesson 42: Grab Your Dreams With Your Fists. Chapter 41 : Is there really nothing as delicious as matsutake? Everyone needs to ponder this once. Chapter 40 : Misunderstandings Concerning Marriages Are Things That Continue through Your Entire Life Chapter 39 : Lesson 39: Anyone Making A Cute Face Is Definitely Hiding Something! Chapter 38 : Lesson 38: Okamas Are Keen To Both The Idiocy Of Men And The Unfairn... Chapter 37 : I'm done being reckless Chapter 36 : Lesson 36: Don't Be Embarassed And Raise Your Hands All At Once Whil... Chapter 35 : Lesson 35: Don't Get Confused! There's Something Called 'Cooling Off... Chapter 34 : Lesson 34: Guys With Big Complexes Also Have Big Jobs To Do. Chapter 33 : Lesson 33: Be Careful Of Belt Conveyers. Chapter 32 : Why is the sea water salty, you ask? Probably because you city dwellers do your business while swimming, dammit!! Chapter 31 : Lesson 31: A Father And Son Are Similar Only In The Bad Things. Chapter 30 : Troubles aren't caused by bad people, they're caused by overjoyed people. Chapter 29 : Do you really think you can study for the exam while listening to music?! Just cut it out already! Chapter 28 : Lesson 28: Yes, Our Family Is Really The Best. Chapter 27 : Lesson 27: When You're Bothered, Smile, Just smile. Chapter 26 : Lesson 26: When On A Trip, Even If You Forget The Pants, Sont Forget... Chapter 25 : Lesson 25: You Probablly Think That You Are Cute. Being Cute All The... Chapter 24 : Talk 30% More About The Martial Art Legends of the Olden Days. All You Gotta Do Is Be Hyper, Be Hyper Chapter 23 : Lesson 23: All You Gotta Do Is Wash Yer Armpits, Only Armpits. Chapter 22 : Stress Makes You Bald, But Its Stressful to Avoid Stress, so You End Up Stressed Out Anyway, so In the End There's Nothing You Can Do Chapter 21 : Kids' Annoyance Factor is Proportional to the Length of Their Hair Chapter 20 : The owner and his pet look alike. Chapter 19 : Idols would do about the same thing you guys would. Chapter 18 : A man would order marlin first! Chapter 17 : Even if you're not drunk, act like you are and pull off your supervisor's toupee. Chapter 16 : If you think about it, doesn't life get longer once you become an old man Chapter 15 : Guys have an inexplicable "Touch a frog to be a true man" rule. Chapter 14 : If you're going to Cosplay, put your heart into it! Chapter 13 : Only dirty things are born in the washroom! Chapter 12 : Kogyaru of Japan! Obey your Curfew! Chapter 11 : Crappy Dumplings aren't Dumplings at all, Asshole! Chapter 10 : When you're tired, eat sour stuff Chapter 9 : A Good Fight Should Do Chapter 8 : The diference between strength and perseverance is paper thin! Chapter 7 : The diference between toughness and vengeance is paper thin! Chapter 6 : If you guys have time to be terrorist take Pero for a walk. Chapter 5 : Make friends that will call each other by nicknames forever. Chapter 4 : One that looks good at First Sight is no good at all Chapter 3 : Be aware that jump magazine my come out on saturdays. Chapter 2 : Owner should take care of their pets until the end. Chapter 1 : There is no evil in those with a natural perm.