Don't make the dog prey for your dastardly schemes! I know you just want to do naughty hand holding without protection. You disgust me!

Harem.

Tall, cool-looking, Prince-like Kouhai? Yes please!

Unexpectedly clumsy and shy, is very adorable?! Here is my soul!!!

You mind Spoiling me? I want something to potentially complain about in the next 8-20 years

Second Wife Acquired.

Third Wife... Pending...

Ohhh French cuisine is next?

Isn't Talia pretty horny herself?

Pregenante?

It could also be a reference to them "Cherishing" their Chastity by only giving it at the right moment, and for Lily that was hers so she could still slip by

The dude he is in combat with is a War Hero known as "Mad Dog", not to mention Ed limited himself to Elemental Magic because that's what the Exam was, but now that the Prof. Himself said to do whatever he could to survive his next attack, well... It's Ed's time to GO BEYOND!

... Wut?

But it's hilarious so we forgive her

Unfortunately Flaming Hampster is invincible to normal eyes, so its unfortunate, but only the brothers get to be featured.

Let me introduce you too 100 Gfs

I knew someone who is still 4'8" to this day, female, and she's 25 now... While I'm stuck at 5'7" at best for the rest of my life

I'm sorry there's a comparison?!

"He said he was 12!!" said Dumbledore calmly - Jk Rowling

This is why I stopped at the holy number

Death... Death to MC and his ass

Absolutely, it's more reasonable to assume he'd get aroused as well, they don't know much about his background outside rumors and such so testing it like this is the most viable way.

Also... WHYYYY HIIIIIIM!!!!?!?????