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XX_R4P3MACH1N3_XX
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XX_R4P3MACH1N3_XX - 1773178583
I had a near death experience because of this manga.
This grim tale began, like, 10 minutes ago as of writing this.

I was passively scrolling through my favourite piracy aggregator site MangaKatana, sifting past the oceans of cliche romcoms, self-insert bait isekais and other various lumps of dogshit afflicted with Bubonic Super-Aids, when my wise, powerful, uber-masculine gaze fell upon this.

"A new manga?", I uttered to myself. The description made it sound like the fantasy of some ugly girl who gets bullied in school by hot girls and wants to have control over society Queen Elizabeth style, minus Queen Elizabeth's insane aura and just the lame parts- but I pride myself on being a VERY REASONABLE AND OPEN-MINDED INDIVIDUAL who of course, does not judge a book by its cover.

So, I pressed the 'First Chapter' button and then it happened. As soon as I tapped, I felt a wave of fatigue wash over me, as if I had once again just went through a hard day of laying in bed all day and jerking off, but this feeling didn't carry the usual self-loathing and suicidal ideation that exhaustion usually gave me, no.

This... was something that filled me with dread.

I scrolled and looked upon the coloured pages, and recoiled like a vampire with the sun shining upon them at the sight of the bitch sitting on a throne gazing at me and the two catgirls that look like they'd lose to the average English roadman in the fight but most likely were autistically strong despite being dainty catwomen because, well, t-they just are okay?

My suspicions began here- this series had no soul. That it was not a creation, but a mere collection of lines and shading invented by someone- no, something lesser in mind than even a tardigrade. But I pushed on- "I'm just imagining things", I said to myself. "It can't be that bad." I was mistaken.

I scrolled down more, and bore witness to the incredibly boring introduction of this game our protagonist is playing: Boot Hour, Shoot Curse. The stupid name reminded me of Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup, but unlike that kino game, this was hollow. The dread worsened.

I scrolled down more, and saw a horrifying sight.

"AN MMORPG made by one of the most famous developers."

And that was it. No other description of these "developers". No studio name, no past titles, nothing.

It was at this point I realised my soul was being eroded. My first thought as to why? My rampant racism towards Romanians coming back to bite me in the form of a random gypsy casting a curse upon my soul- then I remembered that I didn't have enough hair to make a voodoo doll out of due to my Norwood IV, so it wasn't possible to get cursed by a gypsy. No, it was because of this MANGA.

With every drawing I looked upon, I was losing pieces of myself. With every line, my braincells. I stopped reading, fearing for my eternal soul.

This series... do not read it. 0/10.
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Hard-core negguhhhh... so... hardcore....1!!!1!
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XX_R4P3MACH1N3_XX - 1773079109
Much like the VTubers that this manga is about, this shit sucks. Like straight up sucks hard. Sucking my fucking soul out. I can't feel my legs, that is how much this sucks. If it sucks any harder, blood'll be coming out my urethra.

0/10
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But giving some random femoid hiding behind an anime girl avatar to lure and make vulnerable men obsess over them money is reeeeaaaaally gay.
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XX_R4P3MACH1N3_XX - 1773078868
I'M FROM ISRAEL AND THIS IS MY MANGA 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱

Epstein's Kool Kids Klub REPRESENT! #PEDOPHILESWAG
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FUUUUUCK!!!!

I fucked up my esoteric lore and now I just look like a retard. SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TYING THE NOOSE RN BYE BYE
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XX_R4P3MACH1N3_XX - 1772981729
There is no way actual human beings read this shit. You all definitely have "EMET" carved into your head.
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Get gun schematics and a guide on how to make ammunition online and shoot up your local politician's family home. Make sure to get the family dog as well.
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XX_R4P3MACH1N3_XX - 1772981359
Run of the mill 99.1% pure dogshittium harem coal where the random supermodels like the incredibly boring protagonist because uh, um- they just do, okay???????

But really, what did you expect given that this is by the same author as that brimstone Jahy-Sama?

This kind of liquid bubbling diarrhoea should've been left behind in the Heisei era.

1/10, but I know CERTAIN MINORITIES will read this manga anyway because they are not actual real human beings with sentience but instead homunculi that operate off of their base desires, such as "haha booby art dick go hard haha"
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XX_R4P3MACH1N3_XX - 1772841723
These drawings make my cock thump with the pump of blood. Keystroke keystroke keystroke uooooghhh
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XX_R4P3MACH1N3_XX - 1772840419
He should pull down that other guy's pants then whip his own cock out and go band for band to assert dominance.
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@Luka, live with love I desire you carnally.
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XX_R4P3MACH1N3_XX - 1772840247
Just beat your cock to thoughts of Yamada, drink water and you'd have passed out like a uh uhhh ummmm I can't think of a metaphor FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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XX_R4P3MACH1N3_XX - 1772828826
Bara Yaoi mogs this shit by deee waaaaaae jus so u knoooooooooooooo :3 teehee I'm a little QUEER.
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I don't understand this Bull AND this pozz dot dot dot dot
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