I'm not going to lie I actually like his relationship with Cloe.
The sister I couldn't care less about.
Mio is okay but basic. They also kind of remind me of siblings.

Not sure I can finish reading this cause the premise is so absolutely fucking stupid. As of chapter four there is nothing here of value. I'll update this if I feel differently later.

SOMEBODY CALL YHE FUCKING COPS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Nah nah she talked to her daughter once I actually was suprised that she didn't go visit the convenience store. Let me see if I can find which chapter that was.

I want him to marry the dragon Mommy and get a cute daughter in the process.

Also the gratuitous pantyshot in the opening that turned a lot of people off of an otherwise fantastic show. Sigh. Bakemongatari why did you do this to yourself.

Stupid. The Martial Alliance would blow all this up over a single North Sea ice palace member? They're fucking idiots.
Also what a ham fisted way to get the MC married. Author couldn't figure out that MC has TWO fucking ice sea martial artists working for him and that MC would obviously realize he can't marry all of them and should force the issue while he has the Money, Power, and Justification to do so? Fucking threaten to kill the Martial Alliance leader and replace him, would have made the whole issue moot if the Martial Alliance realized this was a losing argument and they had to back down. I mean come on.

Mom or sister? Could be either. I assumed mother at first but could be sister.

Oh right she drugged her. Shit.

Almost certainly poor preparation that did that. Plenty of meats can be both tender or chewy depending on how they're prepared.

This is why I just look up latin words and then use a name that's similar to that word as a character name.

Okay but what's the point of leaving her alive if she already decided to betray them? Either she's going to get revenge and you'll lose, or she'll die in the process of getting revenge and this was all completely pointless.

Hey don't diss bakemonogatari like that it had extremely poignant character stories as well as horny bullshit.

Fucking faking killing a student. Fucking stupid. All of this shit sucks. I quit.

Uhg. Someone tell me if this story ever gets good.

An onion ninja got him

There's no story here just a wet dream on paper.

Thats what I assumed. Sucks we're getting a flashback.

She transcended.

Did he let the one guy go to follow him back to the leader?