I'm dead 💀(biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found this, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found this video so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that video was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

Bro i'm dead 💀

Phase 3

Found the next one, you

Thanks buddy, i did a little oopsie yesterday yet again

You'd have a problem with me

Pretty much, i just dissapear once in a while

Blue guy became grey guy (he's dead RIP)

As a my fellow american enjoyer, i see this as an absolute win

He's a bit artistic

Lest go NTR

Beg

Sorry not sorry

I feel like i've said this before, anyway you know the term butterfly in your stomach? They just change places.
I have definitely said this before in a comment somewhere

Minus

Boy got butterfly in his dick

A random deity appeared

Man i like your taste

That's a big ass fish
I like your name and pfp buddy

Right before Christmas?
Man, that sidewalk looks very comfy from the top of this skyscraper